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[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] I am sad. My wife has died. She gave me a dog. A bad man has killed my dog. [WISTFUL MUSIC] He has stolen my car. I love that car. I drive it fast because I am sad. I am sad and angry. I am John Wick. Bam. Bam. Pew. Pew. Pew. Kapow. Blam. Blam. Your lives are worth nothing compared to my wife and my dog. Splat. Gurgle. Blam. Blam. Pew. [HEAVY METAL MUSIC] I can kill with my bare hands but you outrun my bullets, bad man. Stab. Stab. Blam. Blam. Blam. Blam. Aargh.

Puppy.

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