I watched this film five years ago and never finished my review. Here’s what I wrote at the time compared to AI-generated text …

My words:

Promoted as a psychological thriller, this absorbing and surprising film by Ramtin Lavafipour is a delicate exploration of relationships. Husband and wife Farzad (Amir Jadidi) and Lida (Parinaz Izadyar) are at a party and the fractures in their relationship are apparent. Farzad hides, Lida disapproves and Farzad’s best friend Keivan (Saber Abar) is there with a new girlfriend. (That’s as far as I got)

What AI says:

Directed by Ramsin Ghaznavi, Hattrick is a thought-provoking Iranian film that explores the complexities of human relationships and the power of forgiveness. Set against the backdrop of contemporary Tehran, this emotionally charged drama takes viewers on a captivating journey through the lives of three characters.

(Ramsin Ghaz-what-now? Hattrick is directed by Ramtin Lavafipour and I can’t find anyone called Ramsin Ghaznavi listed anywhere on the interwebs in connection with films. The rest sounds about right. I remember it being ’emotionally charged’ and about relationships and forgiveness.)

The film revolves around Nazanin, a strong-willed woman struggling with the aftermath of a tragic event that changed her life forever. As she grapples with feelings of anger, grief, and the desire for revenge, Nazanin’s path intersects with Reza, a kind-hearted man seeking redemption, and Aida, a spirited young girl searching for her own identity.

(Hmm, I can’t remember any of these characters and extensive searching doesn’t list them in this movie.)

Hattrick skillfully weaves together the narratives of these three individuals, allowing the audience to witness their personal growth and transformation. Through their interactions, the film explores themes of forgiveness, empathy, and the power of second chances.

(This could be right. It’s vague enough to relatable to many a film.)

Ramsin Ghaznavi’s directing shines in Hattrick, capturing the vibrant energy of Tehran while also delving into the characters’ inner turmoil. The cinematography beautifully captures the city’s contrasting landscapes, from bustling streets to serene parks, mirroring the emotional ups and downs experienced by the characters.

(There they go again with giving all the credit to the elusive and possibly fictitious Ramsin.)

The performances in Hattrick are outstanding, with the actors bringing depth and nuance to their roles. The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, creating authentic and compelling relationships on screen. In addition to its powerful storytelling and top-notch performances, Hattrick also tackles relevant social issues in Iranian society, shedding light on the complexities of family dynamics, gender roles, and cultural expectations. The film invites viewers to reflect on their own lives and question the nature of forgiveness and the potential for personal growth.

(Quite possibly true. Again, conveniently vague.)

Hattrick is undoubtedly a gem of Iranian cinema, offering a poignant exploration of human emotions and the universal quest for redemption. With its engaging narrative, rich visuals, and powerful performances, this film is a must-watch for all lovers of thought-provoking cinema.

(High praise indeed.)

So would I recommend this film? Definitely. I can’t remember it but remember really liking it. And the moral of the story? – don’t let AI do your thinking for you.